So, I lied.

Sorry, but I wanted to capture the minds and attention of Newgrounds, and what better way to do so than offering streaming videos of steamy midget sex while people are getting detached retinas in the background and adding in cameos by B-list celebrities.. I mean, if it works for VH1, it should work for me, right?

Actually, this is an introduction. For.. Myself. Yes, that's right. I'm just another egotistical no0b trying to flaunt his shit in an unfruitful attempt to glorify himself and make some friends online for the ones he is lacking in real life... Or am I?

I suppose it doesn't matter much, because if you're still reading this, you're entranced by the melody or my words, drooling over my skill in consonance and hoping that I'll make like the midget in that video I promised, all over and inside your body.... Or maybe you're just reading on in order to have the most material to put into your snarky comment. Either way is fine with me.

So yes, my name is Savant. I hope we can be friends and share a nice bowl of Fruity Pebbles together sometime while we snuggle under a warm, wooly blanket watching a fire die down, and drinking the last drops of a cheap bottle of Merlot, as if that will truly let us escape from our feelings of inadequacy.

Love,
Savant

P.S. I'm currently addicted to Amorphous+ It's everything a game should be and blows the rest of the front page out of the water. So play it, enjoy it, come back again and again, and vote 5. It really deserves it.

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